First off, I'm back from Germany, had a great time but God I HATE Germans, everysingle one of them was fat and miserable and had a hygine problem and rude and needed a haircut and all did the same crappy 50 cent joke when they gave you change . . .
Just wanna say Jekyll and Hyde is on BBC 1 tonight and looks great, don't miss it.
Finally;

I love this song, it's so smart;
"No is the sadest experience you'll ever know,
Yes it's the sadest experience you'll ever know."
Genius, I mean the way no and know rhymes and then using the opposite to know to agree with itself making it feel like everything is the sadest experience, sheere perfection.

off to Germany for a week, can't speak a word of it, but who neeeds fluency when you've got shouting.

check out the new hotmail and see wot u think . . .
I'm not sure, i prefered it the other way and the stuff they are boasting about like enhanced security is probably some bull shit that means u have 2 tick 50 boxes 2 see ur e-mail . . .

“Each person tagged gives 7 random facts about themselves. Those tagged need to write in their blogs the 7 facts, as well as the rules of the game. You need to tag seven others and list their names on your blog. You have to leave those you plan on tagging a note in their comments so they know that they have been tagged and to read your blog.”

My Seven random facts......

1) I am a member of NAGTY, the National Academy for Gifted and Talented Youth

2) I am insane, but u probably knew that . . .

3) Nearly all my family are disabled due to a disease we carry called muscular dystrophy, luckily though, not me

4) I don't watch any T.V, I'm to busy on the computer

5) I want, out of all things, to be respected annd valued, instead of a reliable person u can just walk over

6) I already have a place in the Virginia University courtesy of my aunt who's on the board, not the Tech mind u

7)I love movies and believe that by watching them u can learn far more than from any book

The seven people I tag are..... not going 2 b u, as I'm putting an end to this silly little disease, all I need to know is who started this, were he is and how immune is he to shotgun pellets . . .

1. What time did you get up this morning?
5;45 am

2. How do you like your steak?
Bloody rare

3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema?
Toy Story

4. What are your favourite TV shows?
Sharpe, Sopranos, Family Guy, Robot Chicken

5. What did you have for Breakfast?
Cheese Omelete

6. What is your middle name?
Edward

7. What is your favourite cuisine?
Good ol' British

9. What is your favourite chip?
Chunky and homemade

10. What is your favourite CD at the moment?
Back to Black

11. What kind of car do you drive?
I don't drive.

12. What is your favourite sandwich?
Cheese and Tomatoe

13. What characteristics do you despise?
Disrespectfulness

14. What are your favourite clothes?
Jeans and plain, dark shirts

15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation?
New Zealand

16. Favourite brand of clothing?
Topman

17. Where would you want to retire?
New Zealand

18. Favourite time of day?
Dawn

19. Where were you born?
In a hospital

20. What is your favourite sport to watch?
Foxy Boking

24. Beavers or ducks?
Ducks, got them on my farm, delicous

25. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Defiently a morning person

26. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share?
I'm a bof, wait, u already know that

27. What did you want to be when you were little?
Nothing, just rich

28. What is your best childhood memory?
When I was about 8 and making mud pies with my imaginary friend, Scallywag

29. Piercing?
Not yet!

30. Ever been to Africa?
No

31. Ever been toilet papering?
No, still a bof

32. Been in a car accident?
No

33. Favourite day of the week?
Saturday

34. Favourite restaurant?
The Admiral Wells, technically a pub but wow those steaks are good

35. Favourite Flower?
Venus fly trap, so entertaining

36. Favourite ice cream?
Strawberry

37. Favourite fast food restaurant?
Don't eat fast food

38. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
I'm 13

39. From whom did you get your last email?
OfferX quiz, damn spam

40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Play.com

41. Bedtime?
The joys of being sensible, 9 o'clock-ish

43. Last person you went out to dinner with?
Parents

44. What are you listening to right now?
Quite literally Jusice vs. Simbian ; We Are Your Friends

45. What is your favourite colour?
Black

46. How many tattoos do you have?
None; yet

50. Favourite magazine?
Stuff, go geeks, go

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A set of friends who respect and value me

What is your greatest fear?
Death, durrrrrrrrr

If you could have dinner with anyone living or dead, who would it be and why?
Leonado Da Vinci as I could tape record the whole evening and sell it for millions

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My insane, violent streak

What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Disrespect

What's your greatest extravagance?
Video games, I have nothing in my life that gives me anywhere as near much fun

What did you want to be when you were 10?
Powerful+Respected

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Academic intelligence, on it's own useless

Which words or phrases do you see most overused?
Bof and whatever, the bitches everywhere at school

Which talent would you most like to have?
The ability to kill anyone with my mind and get away with it 4 thoseold pensioners in Tesco's

What do you value most in your friends?
Respect, all about the respect

If you could do one thing over in your life, what would it be?
Infant school, if I had got physical while I still could I'd be fine

What is your motto?
Life's a competition, if you don't won't full heartedly to win; quit . . .

So far today everything has broken down, even my computer, so I'm pretending to be doing homework at the library, just done my homework and now doing a jigsaw too Radio 1, fun, so if I'm not on here much my bad.
Next, everyone get off my fucking back, Jesus H. Christ, I'm being nagged to death, yesterday was the county final of the boflypmics, sorry, junior challenge, and I was the captain 4 this other boffy shit I dip my toes into, and all my team could do is bitch at me 4 not asking them, it's a team game not an individual (I'd have those un quote marks but the two key is broken, great) even though I was the only one getting the fucking questions, assholes, incidently, they were all girls.
Onward and upward, the media r bastards, Madeline is just one of many who go missing but the others r lower class and/or foreign and don't sell \papers, same thing happens in America, a black poor kid goes missing, just another figure in the crime files, rich white kid goes missing in Florida front-page news, if Mad's parents weren't so rich social services would have stepped in ages ago, they left her alone every night 4 I think a week, who couldn't have planned the perfect swipe in that time??? I'm not gonna be an asshole though, my thoughts are with Mad's parents and her, I wouldn't wish that on anyone. Except 4 maybe Saddam, or Osama, or Hitler . . . oh, and Gates, the git, fucking busting my computer, but apart from that no one . . .

First off, just watched LuckyNumberSlevin, great film and I can highly recomend it 2 u.
Secondly, everywhere people r calling me Plyr, I am not some 30 year old geek who thinks I'm sex God and chooses Plyr, there's a story behind it u know.
2+half years ago I was playing San Andreas and there was a level called YaKaShaBoomBoom, and I decided that would be a good name 4 the custom level I guy in videogame devolping could use 4 his mod; custom level (don't get excited, it wasn't anything major, just a pretty average pc game no ones heard of)4 copyright reasons we had 2 make it different so we dropped the shaboomboom and called the level YaKa, but the spelling went wrong and we ended with a level called YaKA.
So we were all playing this and I found an easy way through his hard work and completed this mod he spent ages on in under 5 minutes and he teased me about it and the name stuck.
After that I go round using the username YaKA, but it soon turned out their was another YaKA on the web, who turned out 2 be me and I'd forgotten I'd logged on, but I didn't know that and thought of ways to change my name, and while regestring for a game online I saw a guy called Plyr, and thought that would be a good thing 2 change mine with, and thus, PlyrYaKA was born, the rest; is history . . .

First off, new avatar, if it offends anyone send me a pm, I don't wanna piss anyone off, I'm a lover not a fighter, secondly, anyone around here heard of free speech, I commented ages back on this blog about bullying, taking the other viewpoint, and someone threw torrents of abuse at me and has tagged me with some really nasty stuff, I'm quite upset.
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